How We Measure Our Toys

We measure every sex toy before adding it to our catalog. This assures the items you purchase will have the same measurements as seen on the website.

  • Occasionally, manufacturers list incorrect measurements on their packaging, so our measurements may differ from the product package.
  • Measurements can vary slightly, especially for veined dildos that are uneven along the shaft (the shafts are not "stick straight").
  • Not every toy is perfectly round so the diameter can vary depending on exactly where it was measured along the shaft. We may list measurements as "slightly under" or "slightly over" a certain point because the actual diameter differs depending on the specific location of the tape measure.

Total Length

This is the measurement from top to bottom including any suction cup, testicles, handle, battery compartment, vibration control panel or anything else that may be at the bottom of the shaft.

Insertable Length

This measurement lists the portion of the shaft that can be inserted into the body. In the photo example below, the measurement ends at the testicles because it cannot be inserted past this point. This measurement does not include vibrator battery compartments or handles etc.


The diameter is the measurement across the middle of the shaft. Diameter is the measurement directly across from side to side in a straight line. (The tape measure is never wrapped around the circumference or bent around the sides.) Some dildos have a thinner head & wider shaft , so we may list two diameters measured across the top & middle respectively.